Full Catalog
You’ve entered an automotive Choose Your Own Adventure where every ending is a tow truck. This is the buffet of mechanical optimism: parts you will buy at 2:00 AM, convinced that enough new metal will finally make that project car love you back.
“Providing the automotive world with parts that shouldn’t exist for people who probably shouldn’t have tools since 2001.”
Without Further Ado: Everything
⚠️ Check Yourself: Please click through the entire inventory immediately to confirm which specific parts will be sitting on your workbench, unopened, for the next six to eighteen months.
Tools
Sky Hooks
Infinite vertical lift with zero garage floor footprint.
A Round Tuit
Because ‘tomorrow’ has been coming for three years.
Precision Ugga Dugga Wrench
Forget nM and invest in Ugga-Duggas today.
Left Handed Screwdriver
Southpaws deserve to strip bolts too.
Maintenance
Seasonal Tire Air
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter. Get the right air.
Wiper Blade Sharpener
Don’t replace your dull blades; sharpen them.
Elbow Grease
For when technique fails and rage takes over.
Blinker Fluid
Lubricate those dusty, unused turn signals.
Replacement
Tire Beads
The heavy duty beads that your rim deserves.
Piston Return Spring
When pistons knock, ask “Who’s there?”
Kanuter Valve
The do-hickey that makes the thing go.
Johnson Rod
Stiff handling for your soft driving skills.
Muffler Bearing
Fix the squeak the radio can’t hide.
710 Cap
Superior sealing for inverted lubrication systems.
Performance
Bar of Boost
Boost for your turbo, no turbo required.
Porcelain Brake Kit
Turn your next panic stop into fine art.
Butt Dyno
Accurately measures the power you deserve.
The Lowering Kit
Learn how to fight inflation with this kit.
Hollow Plug Wires
Ultra-lightweight wires for maximum ignition failure.
Cross Drilled Brake Lines
Maximum cooling airflow, zero actual stopping power.
Titanium O-Pipe
Unlock the secret to infinite exhaust retention today.
Accessories
Violent Bass Air
More oontz per cubic foot of air guaranteed!
Brass Balls
Compensates for a distinct lack of driving talent.
Passenger Noise Reducer
The only legal way to mute your passengers.
