Lifestyle
You aren’t here for high fashion; you’re signaling tribal allegiance while waiting for a tow. It distracts from the reality that your project car is an immobile spider habitat. We support wearing your hobby on your sleeve; it covers the oil stains.
“It isn’t the smell of a thousand dollars vaporizing into blue smoke; it is Eau de Friction, an intoxicating musk that signifies I drive with passion rather than skill.”
Divine Personality Substitutes
⚠️ Important: Consult the sizing chart to ensure the fabric possesses the tensile strength required to contain your ego.
Burned Clutch
Smell like you shift yourself with this cologne